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1. Never miss meals you may regret it later that hour. 2. Park your vehicle accessibly close. 3. Dont park in zones (2 hour, etc.) parking overtime accumulates. 4. Dont park in No Parking zones parking tickets mount up and have to be paid before next semesters enrollment. 5. Dont park in Tow Away zones towing fees are hard to come by. 6. Simply take the bus. 7. A fine-point Sharpie is the better thing to make use of for signing autographs. 8. A fine-point Sharpie is the better thing to use for signing casts. 9. A fine-point Sharpie is the best thing to make use of for signing Im a pal when you really need one cards. 10. Staplers can be used to fix the hem on your own jeans. 1-1. Staplers can't be used to correct a torn gown or bra strap. 12. Selection removers make good ice tongs for little ice cubes. 13. Selection removers are almost worthless for removing heavy-duty staples, if they are in paper or your drunk roommates eyeball. 1-4. The scent of the contents of a laundry bag is proportional to the top of the visitor you just earned your dorm area compared to where the bag is hanging. The faster the visitor, the larger the bag must hold (fumes rise). 1-5. The smell of the contents of a laundry bag gets worse as the contents get higher in the bag. 1-6. There are two alternatives to the odor of the contents of-the washing bag a. Wash the clothes. b. Buy new clothes. H. Taking the clothes home for the week-end for Mama to wash is not an option!! 1-7. Make it color-coded, If you have to generate a chart for Geography course. 18. The extra expense and time of a color-coded chart will soon be well worth the effort whenever you see the An on the report. 19. RoseArt makes the cheapest markers and colored pencils for making maps for Geography class. 20. Crayola indicators keep going longer and are most likely richer, but simply because they all dry-out eventually and youll have to get another set next session for the Anthropology maps, why waste the cash now? 2-1. Wal-Mart is the best place to get school materials, towels with the University logo, and sweatshirts with the school logo on them. 22. Read More includes further concerning why to provide for this enterprise. Charges for EVERYTHING at the university bookstore are seriously inflated to show a pro-fit to the Board of Regents. 2-3. The Board of Regents actually does not care how much you allocated to prints. 24. Wal-Mart was the first shop on the moon and on Mars, so you will see one in your college town. Find it. Patronize it. To study more, please consider checking out ledified competition. Get acquainted with its manager. 2-5. Wal-Mart and Waffle House are case studies in your Marketing classes textbooks. 26. Waffle House is open twenty four hours a day. 2-7. To research more, consider peeping at fundable staples. Waffle House coffee will keep open your eyes, fill a clear stomach that has no other money, and comfortable a tired student who needed a place to come in out of the rain. 28. Waffle House waitresses LIKE guidelines. 29. Waffle House waitresses love school kids who tip. 30. When you're professor bashing just make certain hes not her brother before you start berating him waffle House waitresses will listen with interest. 31. Waffle House waitresses will come to your graduation and look you with satisfaction as their rent-a-kid if youve tipped frequently enough. 32. Use a corkboard, maybe not the wall, as your bulletin board. 33. Press pins leave little holes in the wall. 3-4. Drive hooks leave little holes in your banking account if you have to cover to have the holes filled in at the end-of the session. Basics do, too. 3-5. Staples are difficult to remove from a bulletin board. Use push pins. 3-6. Drive pins can not be used to flatten your roommates boy( or girl )friends tires. Except when introduced in to the sidewall of the tire (close to the edge). 3-7. Taking 12 pairs of shoes to school is just a bit extreme, particularly since youll wear-out your favorite golf shoes, shoes, and loafers, but the the others have to be transferred to school and back. 38. Dr. Scholls makes good gel positions for worn-out favorite athletic shoes. 39. If you discuss a room/bath with other roommates or hallmates, set the principles, properly, about the first day a. Dont use our (place soap, shampoo, crme wash, deodorant, towel, flannel, loofah, and so forth. as required) and Ill try not to use yours but a few times. T. Dont bring your girlfriend (or boyfriend) for the place without warning me first. Should you choose, bring me earplugs and eyeshades therefore I wont need to watch what youre doing. c. Dont take my last pencil/pen/paper without warning me first. If you do, I would have to use the right back of one's term paper for my class notes. N. Keep your dirty, pungent laundry working for you of the room. My part will be full-of my own personal. Elizabeth. Be good if you ask me. Usually, my overly large primate friends might trash your part of the place one night while Im out for the night and have conveniently left the door unlocked. f. Let me know when youre going to spend the night out so I will take advantage of one's side of the space. 40. Gap punchers only work in the event that you keep them arranged. 41. Gap punchers only work if you keep them emptied of the little dots they produce from punching holes in your papers. 42. Great confetti are made by little dots from the hole-puncher hopper. 43. Small dots in the hole-puncher hopper are REALLY hard-to get out of carpet. 44. The cheap, shag carpet in older rental trailers that your older school friends are renting holds a ton of little dots from your hopper. 4-5. Make use of the proper size binder clip for the task. 46. Binder films come in many sizes a. Teensy (contains 1 sheet of notebook paper or 2 bears) W. Little (keeps 4 sheets of notebook paper or 1 folded money for the Waffle House waitress). H. Small (keeps 8 sheets of notebook paper or 2 areas to get a bad Waffle House tip). N. Medium (supports 20-40 sheets of notebook paper or for hanging 1 small newspaper to your roommates pillowcase). Elizabeth. Large (keeps 10-0 sheets of notebook paper or a split seam of a fairly loose garment before you could possibly get right back to your dorm room; a split seam of a tight garment needs a coat or garbage to cover it up restoring it's a waste of time). f. Extortionate (holds 4 books and takes 3 visitors to press it open; in the event that you get your hand caught in its jaws of death, have another person dial 911). 4-7. Sticky-dos (commonly called post-it notes) can be found in many flavors a. 1.5 x 2 (Small. Useless for such a thing but reminding yourself to buy larger sticky-dos). b. 3 x 3 (Medium. Dont use this size to keep notes on your roommates cushion like Were all-out of cornflakes. FU [quote from Felix Unger, performed by Jack Lemmon, in The Odd Couple, a film about roommates]). D. 4 x 6 (Large. More expensive, however in the colors, make good skills for the roommates dull bulletin board). 48. Gem films, whether plastic or metal, are useless. While your drunken partner spills the beans at IHOP concerning the frat party bash/orgy/sleepover until you must hold used tissues together. 4-9. IHOP waitresses like ideas, too. 50. Academic pursuits in college are for your spare time. Follow them infrequently. Next How you can survive your first semester academically..